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UNITED FEDERATION OF PLANETS
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EARTH
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STARDATE 703.1
Subspace Transmissions
Latest: #3203 — Binary Star
The discovery of a fully typographical star system comes with a big asterisk.
xkcd.com/3203
Random: #1530 — Keyboard Mash
WHY DON'T YOU COME HANG OUT INSIDE MY HOUSE. WE CAN COOK BREAD AND CHAT ABOUT OUR INTERNAL SKELETONS.
xkcd.com/1530
xkcd by Randall Munroe —
CC BY-NC 2.5
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Build:
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Recreation Database
The Oatmeal
Comics by Matthew Inman
xkcd
Romance, sarcasm, math, language
Poorly Drawn Lines
Comics by Reza Farazmand
SMBC
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Cyanide & Happiness
Dark humor webcomics
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